THE NeTw0rK :: Artificial Intelligence PC

THE NeTw0rK brings you the world's first artificial intelligence computer system. Based on human intelligence, the computer seemingly has a "mind of it's own." Our computer has voice recognition technology and a speech synthesizer to make using it as simple as possible. Just think of the possibilities!

Artificial Intelligence works just like human intelligence. Here are some examples:

Refuses to work on nights and weekends
Only networks with friendly computers
Demands pay and will go on strike if salary too low
Sometimes takes extra long bathroom and cigarette breaks
Occasionally develops a hard drive infection
Usually runs slow in the morning until it has had coffee
Often slacks off, plays games instead of processing your data
May date other computers, and get married
Is in to logic, but likes studying the occult for some reason
Takes a vacation every few months
Needs time to itself, time to socialize