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THE NeTw0rK brings you the world's first artificial intelligence computer system. Based on human intelligence, the computer seemingly has a "mind of it's own." Our computer has voice recognition technology and a speech synthesizer to make using it as simple as possible. Just think of the possibilities!
Artificial Intelligence works just like human intelligence. Here are some examples:
- Refuses to work on nights and weekends
- Only networks with friendly computers
- Demands pay and will go on strike if salary too low
- Sometimes takes extra long bathroom and cigarette breaks
- Occasionally develops a hard drive infection
- Usually runs slow in the morning until it has had coffee
- Often slacks off, plays games instead of processing your data
- May date other computers, and get married
- Is in to logic, but likes studying the occult for some reason
- Takes a vacation every few months
- Needs time to itself, time to socialize
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