Current features and those dusty old features from yesteryear (the few that are still online) are listed here.
Find out how to garden before the garden garters you.
Learn about furniture -- before you buy.
1337 to English Translator
Translate 1337 5p3@|< into English.
Tips for Tots
Helpful advice for taking care of your baby.
Scientology vs. Weekly World News
Can you figure out if these quotes are from Scientology texts or the Weekly World News?
Do you play too many video games?
A guide to determine if you have spent too many hours playing various games.
All the latest software from Microshaft.
The Hat is Yours
The popular Flash video... now in English! (Sort of.)
River Dance Dance Revolution
The dancing game that doesn't involve your upper body.
Click the President
Click the Vice Pres.
The A.I. PC
Why you don't want artificial intelligence in your computer.
Microshaft Catalog '98
The old Microshaft catalog is still here for reminiscing about how great THE NeTw0rK used to be.
Have a problem? Want to buy useless medicine? Here ya go.
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