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| 1. | | Unsuspecting human viewers can be ordered to murder each other, destroy military equipment -- or to simply become mindless zombie slaves to the extraterrestrials when they land.
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| 2. | | This activity was conducted by the Hoipolloi, a group of operators in meat body societies. They were typical carnival people.
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| 3. | | There's hardly one of us who hasn't asked himself the question, "Isn't it better to be mean?" Almost every one of us has had the feeling that we were a bit soft.
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| 4. | | ..there's no helicopter there, the guy's frozen in alcohol and glycol, and sitting in a block, being given a big 3D Cecil B. De Milles special motion picture.
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| 5. | | It may be 1,000 years before another extraterrestrial lands on Earth, comes right out into the open and announces he's here.
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| 6. | | They've been looking down the backs of our necks and we didn't know it, for thousands of years. Each one of us as a person and as a society as a whole.
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| 7. | | In view of the fact that... no man can go faster than the speed of... light, which is a bunch of balderdash.
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| 8. | | Each KH satellite is essentially a gigantic orbiting digital camera outfitted with a huge lens. They are placed into secret orbits by NASA space shuttles or Titan 4 rockets and images from the satellites are analyzed by powerful computers at the National Imagery and Mapping Agency, which distributes the photos to other government agencies.
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| 9. | | It's a common pattern for extraterrestrials to pluck ordinary people out of obscurity and use implants to both propel them to positions of leadership.
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| 10. | | Yes, I've been to Heaven. And so have you.
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| 11. | | The implant station existed on the order of magnitude of 43,000,000,000,000 years ago.
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| 12. | | A pink-striped white shirt with sleeve garters was the uniform of the Hoipolloi. Such a figure often rode on the roller coaster cars. Monkeys were also used on the cars. Elephants sometimes formed part of the equipment.
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| 13. | | The Nazis occultists also believed that a forgotten land called Hyperborea or Ultima Thule, located near the North Pole, hid an entrance to the underground world.
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| 14. | | The head of the Galactic Confederation... caused people to be brought to Teegeeack and put an H Bomb on the principal volcanoes
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| 15. | | When through with his crime Loyal Officers captured him after 6 years of battle and put him in an electronic mountain trap where he still is.
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